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E-Mailbag for
August 25, 2002
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Email Bad Reader wrote:
In the Email Bag greatest hits artical, it has
some of the dates wrong i think. Like it says July 29, 2001 on some of the
things in it andthere isn't an Email bag on July 29, 2001. Just thought you
would like to know. (SOLARGAMER'S INSULT HERE PLEASE.)
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Yeah yeah
yeah... things happen for a reason. Do they? |
| Namek: We did not get
any dates wrong! You just don't know about our secret emailbags that we store
inside of Solar's anus cavities. |
| TW: I Probably messed
up the dates. I think its meant to be July 29, 2002. I'll fix it later. |
SolarGamer:
Wow....dude. I think it is time that you and I have a heart to heart talk. All
jokes aside I feel bad for you buddy. I mean...gosh...you are the most sad,
pathetic, dyke of a man I have ever encountered in my life. I mean....come now,
you actually had the time to verify whether or not the dates were correct. I am
crying. My heart is breaking for you. Love is the key to everything and you are
not being loved. Your dad beats you...doesn't he? DOESN'T HE! You can tell
me...I am on your side, always remember that. We will call the cops together
(you and I) and we can work through this. I have reason to believe that your mom
may have exploded. Exploded you say? She might have ate some chilies and then
swallowed a match and blew up. Please...don't cry...always...ALWAYS...remember
that I love you. Always have, and always will.
Now where was I? Oh yes...sleeping with cats IS wrong. DON'T YOU EVER! EVER! DO
THAT AGAIN! |
| Tiger: You know whats
wrong? It's spelt "article." |
| Peachy:
Why do u need dates? The messages are RIGHT THERE. |
| Net-tech: Why the fuck
do we care? Why don't you try running a web site that actually looks better than
a pile of dogshit? I'll be able to find more than one mistake in it. |
TUC wrote:
Is it true that there are two hidden figures in
Smash Bros. DX? Apparently one's of cape Mario on Yoshi's back and the other of
Samus without her mask. And when's the new Metroid game coming out?
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Apparently I
think there are way too many stupid trophies for you to get, wow, you get a dumb
little virtual trophy, except for a select few, the rest are useless. And it's
SSB Melee... not DX. Thank you. |
| Namek: No it is not
true. Mario does not have a cape, he has a racoon tail coming out of his booty
hole and samus does nto appear without a helmet, she appears nakid, and she
has.... a cock! Hairball loves the cock. |
| TW: You mean Smash
Bros. Melee - and I think that is when you get SMS, and Samus one when you get
Metroid Prime. |
| SolarGamer: See that
girl! Watch that scene! Diggin' the dancing queen! Dancing Queen! Feel the beat
on the tambourine OH YEAH! You can dance, you dance. Having the time of your
life. Does that answer your question? Well it should. Because frankly I don't
know what I am talking about...EXCEPT for the fact that the chipmunks are REAL!
I couldn't believe it when I heard that, I bet I was as shocked as you are! But
then I woke up and realized I was good looking and that I could have sex and all
was right in the world. |
| Tiger: Metroid..coming
out soon hopefully. It looked really nice at e3. |
Peachy:
Yes, there is. I am just saying this because I have no idea what
your talkin about. |
| Net-tech: It's called
Super Smash Bros. Melee in this country, you Japanese freak. For using the
Japanese name, I will not answer your question. |
FatalVegeta wrote:
This is for that ass whipe who sent a long
complaint on the e-mail bag a while back, Josh, YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS HOLE!
SOLOR GAMER ROCKS!!!!! YOU DARE SAY CRAP ABOUT HIM! GO FUCK A COW DICK WAD!!!
Ohh and your woundering WHY the site lost people for almost a year, BECAUSE
SOLOR WASN'T HERE!!! It went GREAT then Solor disapered, and site sucked ass,
then he came back! THE BEST SITE EVER ONCE AGAIN! Keep up the good work Solor,
and go fuck a cow and give a horse a bj while your at it Josh!!!!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Solor? That
useless piece of rubble who is nothing but a waste of resources, why should we
feed that crap ass bitch shit fucker, he has to DIE DIE DIE!!! "Solar" on the
other hand must not. |
| Namek: Fuck you fiegget
you h@ve just violated my constoitutionalably righjt too feel straight. Your
precious S0plerGaymer was fizered yest evening. kthx. |
| TW: Better late than
Never... |
| SolarGamer: You are
kissing my ass...I like that. |
| Tiger: Who is solor? |
| Peachy:
Wow solar, i didn't know you had a gay lover. |
| Net-tech: I'm sure "Solor"
will have something interesting to say. In the meanwhile, learn to spell. It's
Solar, not Solor. And it's wondering, not woundering. |
a tree that lives in solar's ass wrote:
1. WORD! Microsoft Word! 2.i've gots me a kabob
3.does bekerman think he's your god? 4.is solar an idiot
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: I have to
firmly say that, yes, Solar is a 45 year old pedophile who stalks little girls
on the Internet and their parents' credit cards. |
| Namek: 1. I hope Bill
Gates sues your pants off for that. I just wrote him an email. 2. ka...bob? 3.
Beckerman is no longer with us. We have inserted a brain into his Penis. his
penis helps answer the emailbags. 4. Yes. |
| TW: 1. I don't get it -
2. Good for you - 3. Probably - 4. No. |
| SolarGamer: You are
insulting me...I like that. |
| Tiger: 1. Excel. 2. Ok
3. Who is bekerman? 4. Not really |
| Peachy:
1) no 2) no 3) no 4) no 5) we no |
| Net-tech: Stop posing
off of Solar. |
Somebody wrote:
This site is not what it used to be. In the past,
the E-Mailbags used to acceptable. Now its just full of lesbians writing crap.
Especially beckerman. The downloads used to have funny tunes to listen to and
things to see. Now the page doesn`t even work. The specials used to be
hilarious. Now they aren`t updated anymore. Also, I don`t think that the SM128C
store doesn`t even sell much because they are too cheap. I think that this site
is just a waste of resources that is just begging to be shut down. It is not
just Hairball`s fault. It is the whole staff`s fault.
P.S. I wonder what Peachy looks like naked...
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: It's people
like you that hate us so much and keep coming to SM128C, that's what keeps us
alive, we owe it to all of you! I'm sure Peachy has a lot to offer... and I mean
A LOT! *snickers* |
| Namek: Well Im glad you
blame it on a staff. Really now, you think its a wooden rods fault that this
site sucks? And who made this wooder rod. Is this an actual wooden rod or is it
some freaky term u use to talk about your penis. |
| TW: The E-mailbags have
degraded from Mario chat in 1999, to now when almost every question is a flame
or insult, or spam. But this time I think it's losers trying to get onto the
Greatest hits page with their petty UNFUNNY comments. The Downloads section was
taken down due to bandwidth problems. Apparantly Hairball said "Nobody gives a
fuck" about the specials, so I don't write them anymore. |
| SolarGamer: You tell it
like it is...I like that. |
| Tiger: Site is the
same. Only more stuff was added. Simple nuff. |
| Peachy:
Wouldn't u like to know. |
| Net-tech: It is not for
you to say that anything is "a waste of resources". Hairball pays for the
resources, so it's not a waste. He can use the resources for anything he wants,
be it goat porn or lesbian fucking or even a Mario site. |
Edman 2002Xtreme wrote:
You are the weakest link! Good-bye!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: The Weakest
Link is soooooooo 2001. |
| Namek: I told HB to buy
better handcuffs. |
| TW: That is so 2001.... |
| SolarGamer: You are
gay...I REALLY like that. Let's hook up and be suck buddies pal. My phone number
is 885-0711. We can blow our loads and then eat a turkey sandwich. After
all...that is my ideal day. Sex and turkey sandwiches. McGaffin WATCH OUT!!! |
| Tiger: Bye. |
| Peachy:
Yup! CYA! |
| Net-tech: No. |
Phantaz wrote:
Are you really bisexual Hairball? Or are you
joking?
You should review Wario Land 4.
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: No, actually
I prefer giant orgies with multiple animals including cats, dogs, and Yoshis. |
| Namek: http://www.gsarchives.com/namek/transfer/hairball.jpg |
| TW: God knows what he
really is... Anyway, Tiger's the GBA "freak", she'll probably review Warioland 4
sometime later this year. |
| SolarGamer: Hairball
and I are bisexual lovers. We invite Peachy and Tiger into our wonderful sexual
intercourse. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my STEFFANO and I cried.
Hairball and I are in love. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my
STEFFANO and I cried. Hairball likes to spank me like the naughty little boy
that I am. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my STEFFANO and I cried.
Ummm, how about a CANDLE! Yes, AT LAST EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE! |
| Tiger: He could be
joking..but no one really knows for sure. |
| Peachy:
Hmm, maybe I will review it, it's not too bad of a game. |
| Net-tech: He was
absolutely serious. And you should know that we are lazy, so that means we won't
review anything. |
Mastertaker wrote:
1.hairballs is gay
2.why did u take the fan stories such as mario force gemini off
3.whats 2 + 2
4.u guys havent answered any of your emailbag letters that I sent
5.i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy(hairball)
6.did hairball bust his cherry
7.i know what you did last winter with solargamer
8.waaaaasssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppp
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: DIDN'T THAT
GUY BEFORE JUST SAY I WAS BISEXUAL? YOU GUYS ARE DUMBASSES. |
| Namek: 1. http://www.gsarchives.com/namek/transfer/hairball.jpg
2. These fan stories violated our terms of service because it involved lots of
straight people and HB was greatly offended. 3. HBs 2 balls + ur 2 balls = ghey
4. really? Erase this. 5. who is the sheriff? Is it that stripper Solar bought
to show up at HBs bday party last week? Boy, HB liked that one. 6. No, a koopa
troopa busted it for him. 7. that was a week ago feigget 8. >:| |
| TW: 1. Who is
"hairballs" - 2. The section was using too much bandwidth (Hairball's choice) -
3. One less than five - 4. WHat A sHAEm1! - 5. ........ - 6. ????? - 7.
__________ 8. TRUE. |
| SolarGamer: Sorry my
friend. You have lost all credibility in my eyes. You claim Hairball is gay and
yet you are pissed that there are no more fan stories.....the fan stories are my
friend, quite gay thereby making you gay. Except for my story, my story is cool
because I wrote it. I rock! Give it up for SolarGamer! WORD! Microsoft Word! Ahh
you're just a playa hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu. It's
like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE. |
| Tiger: These emails get
less intelligent with every emailbag. |
| Peachy:
1. he's bi 2.dunno 3. three 4. thats cuz they probably suck, like this one 5. ok
6. no comment 7. how'd u find out 8. ur dad |
| Net-tech: 1. He's
BISEXUAL, people, BISEXUAL. Not gay. 2. Because Hairball doesn't want to spend
another cent out of the $3.50 USD he makes off of this site EVERY DAY to pay for
bandwidth. 3-8. Shut the fuck up. |
SuperMarioBro#1 wrote:
How come lots of people come here just to offend
this site? I say, whoever offends SM128C will go to hell!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: You just
offended SM128C, you must be sent off to hell. |
| Namek: No they wont.
They will be escorted to HBs chambers and HB will dress them up in little skirts
and work boots and make them scream "Hairyballs Hairyballs on my chin"! |
| TW: I totally agree. |
| SolarGamer: You FUCKING
faggot of a republican ballet dancer who eats oysters. How DARE you NOT insult
our web-site. If you don't have anything mean to say then we don't want to hear
it at all. And that is why I am the equator of the northern piano. Make sense? I
thought so. To the eXtreme! |
| Tiger: Because they
seem to have nothing else to offend so they offend anything that comes to their
mind. Alas, this site. |
| Peachy:
coolies |
| Net-tech: And I say you
are trying to suck up to SolarGamer so you can get a piece of that big German
dick he brags about. |
Wonko wrote:
do you need a TV to play a Nintendo system?
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: No, just plug
the video output into your mouth, and the audio outputs into your ears. And
voila, VIRTUAL REALITY! Enjoy your day. |
| Namek: Nope o_- Just a
penis and motion lotion. Ohhh!!! you said nintendo. I thought u said masturbate. |
| TW: No, you don't. You
can use a computer capture card, or if you have a GB, they have a little thing
called a "screen" that you "look at" |
| SolarGamer: No but you
need a vibrator to play a woman! .... You say that wasn't funny?....Well...You
see I...it wasn't funny becau....SHUT UP THAT'S WHY! |
| Tiger: Yes, yes, you
do. |
| Peachy:
WHY do we attract suck STUPID people? |
| Net-tech: No, but you
do need testicles, which means you will be unable to play. |
Booker T wrote:
Can you dig it.... SUCKA!!!!!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: With a
shovel, of course. Otherwise, maybe not. |
| Namek: Whos the
biiiaaattcchhh nooowwww |
| TW: WILL YOU PLEASE,
SHUT, THE HELL, UP! |
| SolarGamer: Psshhhhhhhh,
it is spelled s-u-c-k-E-R...no s-u-c-k-a. What a friggen poindexter you are. And
now I am off to read my Physics books. Horray for science Hurrah! |
| Tiger: I can't dig, I
can drill. |
| Peachy:
um |
| Net-tech: Right. |
Hairball wrote:
I'm Hairball and I'm going to shut down SM128C
because it's the gayest site to ever be on the internet. Ohh yeah, and I forgot
to tell everyone. I'm really gay not bisexual
P.S. If you guys hate XBOX so much then why are you on it? Didn't Bill Gates
make it?
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: NO! OH MY GOD
IT CAN'T BE. I have a clone, oh my god. But wait, there's a good thing, at least
I can fuck myself now. Oh wait wouldn't that be a form of masturbation instead? |
| Namek: Dont be fooled.
this is not hb, this is HB's mommy. |
| TW: How can sites be
"gay", are they male and female? |
| SolarGamer: Hairball!
It is good to see you finally ask a question in the e-mail bag. In answer to
your question...YES I do like waffles but only if they are covered in your sweet
sweet man juice..... MY GOD! Even I am offensive to myself with that one.
McGaffin WATCH OUT!!! |
| Tiger: You aren't
Hairball! You are some imposter! An imposter with an xbox! *gasp* |
| Peachy:
Damn, I knew it all along. |
| Net-tech: Why would
Hairball write to his own site? Maybe he is gay after all... |
Postman Pat wrote:
Postman Pat! Postman Pat! Postman Pat and his
black and white cat! A new day is begining. Everyone is grinning. Pat is a very
happy man!
P.S. Solar Gamer is cool
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: And the end
for you has come. |
| Namek: I bet u wish u
had a dildo to open your letters with. |
| TW: This E-mailbag just
sunk to a new low. |
| SolarGamer: You kiss my
ass...I like that. But would you do me a favor next time....my ass is yearning
for something ... shall you say ... BIGGER! Mwahahahahahahaha! (I am really not
gay...I SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I
SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM
GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT
ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR!
SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM
NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY!
GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM!
SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR
THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY
SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON
EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR!
SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM
NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY!
GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM!
SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR
THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY
SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON
EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR!
SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM
NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY!
GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! ) |
| Tiger: What does this
have to do with anything? Nothing. Probably the reason why HB actually puts up
these pointless emails for us to respond in some way. Evil trickery! |
| Peachy:
yes, a very, VERY happy man. |
| Net-tech: You are gay.
P.S. Stop sucking up. |
Friend wrote:
Cahn you elp me? Mah jah is schtuch. Ahnd ah
cahnt get it unschtuck. Ah ahlso ave a question for you: Ow cahn ah get the 36th
stah in Shuper Mahrio 64??? Ah looked ahnd looked, but ah couldn't fahnd that
dahrn 36th stah. Is it in the snow level or the level with the wierd bahd guys
that run around? Please help ah poor mahn whose jah is shctuck.
-Friend
PS:Mr. Solah-Gaemer, I kno' you will refer to my mothah eventuahly in your
replah. So 'ere is mah replah to you, yah yellow-bellied baloogah:Lets get off
mothahs once I get off yours. Ah am so funny. Buh-Bayhe!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: No I canot
hellp you, I don't know what the fuk you say, ged that, bi'otch? |
| Namek: Do your friends
know you visit a fucking Mario site for fun? Fheg. |
| TW: I can't be bothered
to even Attempt to read that. |
| SolarGamer: "mothah"?....
Do you mean mother Faggoty Fag Fag Fag boy? Fine I will not insult her, but then
who WOULD I insult? I guess I could insult your father, but then being your
mother is a prostitute (not whore, believe it or not there is a world of
difference), you wouldn't actually care if I insulted him cause you don't know
who jo daddy is. OK! I have made up my mind, I have decided not to insult your
mother. Now you be a good boy and run along and play. :) |
| Tiger: Jaws have
nothing to do with keyboards. Take some Mario Teaches Typing lessons and email
us back when you have been sucessful. |
| Peachy:
How the hell is your jaw stuck ONLINE. You're very stupid. |
| Net-tech: No, you
really aren't funny at all. I'd use stupid, gay, or a goatfucker to describe
you. |
Jack Handy wrote:
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do
a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house, and ring
the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I am gone. But you know what
I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its
head, with a note that says, "You!". after that, I usualy feel alot better, and
no harm done.
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summer time,
to keep mosquitos away from you and your guests? Just a big bag full of blood.
I guess out of all my uncles, I like uncle caveman the best. We called him uncle
caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us.
Later on we found out he was a bear.
My mom got ofended because I used the word "puke", but to me, that's what her
dinner tasted like.
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: You sir, are
part of one very absurd family. Maybe you should avoid the family gatherings in
the future. |
| Namek: Saying puke is
sooo 2001 |
| TW: HA HA HA!... Maybe
not. |
| SolarGamer: So....your
name is Jack, aye? Jack HANDY?.....I am getting quite turned on at this
point...not only was your e-mail bag submission beautiful and inspiring... but
your name Jack Handy has made me want to 'jack' something with my 'hand'. In
other words, I am saying I want to jack off. Get it? He He HA HA HO HO Oh my… |
| Tiger: No question, no
answer. |
| Peachy:
Let's make an sm128c mental hospital and send all the stupid people there. We'd
make a lot of money. |
| Net-tech: Please go see
a psychologist. The sooner the better. |
Elika wrote:
We have 120 stars. Now how do we save the
princess? is it true we have to beat bowser 3 times before we can save her?
Please send me a complete list of steps on everything you need to do(i.e. beat
bowser 3 times, then go to....)Please this would help us greatly!! Thanks in
advance for your time.
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Considering
that you have all 120 stars, you probably have beat Bowser at least twice. So
just kick his arse once more. |
| Namek: Scientists say
people who wear boxers wear them in hopes that their penis will have room to
grow. |
| TW: You go and Kill
bowser at the top of the "Endless Stairs" |
| SolarGamer: Elika? What
kind of name is that? Change your name. If I met you in real life I would make
fun of you. That is... unless you have a big black boyfriend. In that case I
apologize. I don't want my pretty little face smashed in. Chicken am I? Oh dear
god no. I have scrapped with a plenty of my fellow rich white boys. I just am
not stupid enough to get in a fight with a gorilla... (I can hear the complaint
letters rolling in now.) |
| Tiger: What game are
you refering to? What?! |
| Peachy:
Just beat the last Bowser. |
| Net-tech: You must be
very fat if you are referring to yourself in the plural. |
Scott wrote:
Hi. I was wondering: are there any SMB games
developed for the PC? My girlfriend and I are both interested in finding such a
beast, but we don't own a game console - only our PC. Can you help me out? Any
help would be appreciated. Thanks!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Ohhh, you
have a girlfriend do you Scotty? I'm sure you want to engage in more exciting
activities than the lameness of video games. |
| Namek: Ur fucking gf
plays games with you? Well I guess it beats playing with urself ;) |
| TW: Mario Teaches
Typing, Mario is Missing were the only PC games, bar illegal Emulaton & ROMS. Or
you can get some fangames at http://tmk.classicgaming.com |
| SolarGamer: You don't
have a girlfriend. Why you ask? Despite the fact that you made an effort to
address your girlfriend in the letter when you didn't even have to (not
mentioning the fact that we could care less) , it is rather pathetic that you
and your girlfriend (which must be your hand) are looking for a way to play old
school Nintendo PC. Slick buddy. I bet you and your 'girlfriend' are popular at
your school. |
| Tiger: No, there are no
"real" SMB games for PC. |
| Peachy:
Someone else can answer this. |
| Net-tech: Ahahahaha.
That must be the saddest thing I've read today. |
Floridian Dude wrote:
OH MY GOD! Run! Run Far! THERES GONNA BE A
POKEMON 4TH MOVIE! MAY GOD HELP OUR SOULS!!!!!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: May god bless
our wallets. |
| Namek: I don't wear
condoms. I wear gym socks or Hefty bags. Zip lock works as well. |
| TW: Isn't Ash (or
Pikachu) dead yet? |
| SolarGamer: I like
Pokemon. But then...I like to molest little boys so maybe my opinion is void. |
| Tiger: Yay. |
| Peachy:
Pokemon sux. |
| Net-tech: Indeed. |
pencil sharpener wrote:
Mwahahaha I found Katie!!! ifround he4r
hahahhw56hahaha!!!!!
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: So why don't
you sharpen your little pointy stick between your legs so Katie can give you
everything that you want, and I mean EVERYTHING. |
| Namek: :o |
| TW: Looks like the
conspiracy is over. |
| SolarGamer: Katie is a
fine fine she-male. I must say I NEVER would've believed that she was a
transvestite until I got in her pants. She was a man and WHAT a man she was. I
am talking huge. I am talking DOWN TOWN! |
| Tiger: Yay 2x. |
| Peachy:
Another stuupid conspiricy post to go on the greatest hits thing. |
| Net-tech: Uh huh. |
Nathaniel wrote:
I was looking through some of the archived
E-Mailbags, and I noticed that you have had several guest responders. I am
interested in becoming a guest responder for the E-mailbag. Would I have to
submit an essay or something?
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Guest
responders are extremely NOT welcome. We only choose people who have secret
alliances with SM128C, and involve large monetary sums. |
| Namek: First take a
picture of a bunny rabit then stick it in ur pants and wiggle around. After you
have done that forget about doing that cause I made it up. Now, go buy yourself
an expensive website about videogames and make it really popular and have ghey
sex with HB and we might let you in on some cocaine. |
| TW: Personally, I don't
know. Try the Chat room. |
| SolarGamer: No
'Nathaniel'.....your name....it...makes me want to punch something. I am
imagining a little nerdy pimply faced twig boy. You annoy me. GO AWAY! Let's
make love. And that's the end of that chapter. |
| Tiger: Yes! A 10 page
essay on the thought provoking chemical responses from the pitutary gland in
cats with leukemia written in formal english will be required in advance! |
| Peachy:
No. |
| Net-tech: Please submit
a ten thousand word essay on why homosexuals should be put to death. Send it to
net-tech@marioguide.com, and you
will receive a response within 5 to 10 years. |
SS4 Goku wrote:
As many have been expecting Super Mario
SunShine.One of my friends ordered the Canadian verison of the game and he let
me try knowing that I'm a diehard Mario fan and My god the GAME WAS
AWESOME!!!The graphics were great,but THE GAMEPLAY WAS SPECTACULAR.I have one
thing to say to Playstation 2.Watch out cause Super Mario SunShine is gonna make
you wish you had given up this battle against Nintendo a long time ago.
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: As far as I
know, the Canadian and American version of most GameCube games are well, the
same except for the francais for our fellow friends in Quebec. |
| Namek: fuck |
| TW: SMS does look
promising, if you can ignore the very "childish" title. Anyway, it comes out in
America tommorow. |
| SolarGamer: Us here at
Super Mario 128 Central HATE Mario. We are a PLAYSTATION fan-site and we do NOT
play Nintendo games at all. Why we keep receiving letters about Mario I do not
fucking know, but it is really starting to get on my nerves. WORD! Microsoft
Word! Ahh you're just a playa hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu.
It's like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE. |
| Tiger: Yes, we know SMS
is great. |
| Peachy:
Pooey, I don't even have gamecube :( |
| Net-tech: Um, the game
isn't out yet, you idiot. And the "Canadian version" is the exact same as the
"American version", except Nintendo of Canada puts the French translation on the
box (but not in the game) too. |
JoeP wrote:
sorry i didnt know there were already forums and
chat...but anyways i was gonna say this site is hilarious...you fucking assholes
make me crack up along with all the dumbshit questions by all the dumbshit
people who ask them...do u guys watch comedy central or what? i think this
site's funnier than south park, crank yankers, and jackass...
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: One, I don't
fuck my asshole. Two, I really don't give a fuck about how you masturbate in
front of Comedy Central. |
| Namek: NOw if only
would could kill someone everytime we did an emailbag *eyeballs Net-tech* |
| TW: Read the "E-Mailbag
greatest hits" for even more "fucking assholes" talk and "dumbshit people" that
has been in the e-mailbag. |
| SolarGamer: You suck my
nutts...I like that. |
| Tiger: Uh huh... |
| Peachy:
We ARE southpark. BWAHAHAHAHA....no. |
| Net-tech: Why is it
that people always write in saying how gay all the people who ask questions are,
and then ask a question of their own? I have yet to figure it out. |
Me wrote:
WORD! Microsoft Word! Ahh you're just a playa
hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu. It's
like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE.
| BeckerManEX: |
| Hairball: Ah Solar,
you're just a playa hata for sending in email to SM128C. |
| Namek: Everyone board
the first grade train. w00t w00t |
| TW: So, when did it
happen in the first place anyway? |
| SolarGamer: You copy
me...I like that ::::::: And with that I leave you to bask in the rays of the
brilliant one known as SolarGamer! I hope this e-mail bag has changed your life
as much as it has changed mine. Oh dear lord! McGaffin WATCH OUT!!! |
| Tiger: Whoa, solar, get
outta the forms. |
| Peachy:
Yup, uh huh, ok, yea, whatever, no. |
| Net-tech: Fuck, Solar's
said that like 500 times in the chat room, so don't make me hear it again. |
This E-Mailbag's Answers,
Responses, and Insults by: BeckerManEX, Hairball, Namek, TW, SolarGamer,
Tiger, Peachy, and Net-tech
Send questions to SM128C's E-mailbag. To have
your question answered simply send your question to e-mailbag@sm128c.com
with "E-Mailbag Question" as the subject
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