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E-Mailbag for
July 12, 2002
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SNESworshipper wrote:
Man, your site has really gone down hill. There
used to be updates nearly every day! And god, when was the last time you had an emailbag, march?!? GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER! Otherwise you're gonna start to lose
visitors! And I'm getting to the end of my tether. I think I speak for everyone
when I say......... WE WANT UPDATES.
P.S. If you don't print this I'll know it's because you're ashamed of your
shabby site.
P.P.S. SNES rules!
| BeckerManEX: We have
tried very hard to keep the updates as high of a calibre as we can, but we don't
want to stoop to the level of some sites that post a new screenshot and email
every press contact on the web about what they have done and need constant
reassurance that what they are doing is good. We do things our way, the easy
way, the fun way. If you don't like it, don't visit, it is a simple as that. If
you had a site of your own, which I'm willing to bet you don't, you would see
that it is much harder than uploading a few files every day, you have to keep on
top of things, and working with Microsoft products doesn't make it any easier.
Yes you are correct when you say the SNES rules, I just found mine! |
| Hairball: "We" want
updates? Who exactly is "we"? Just because YOU feel that there should be
updates, doesn't mean that EVERYONE should feel that way either. You don't
deserve to see any updates, you selfish little bastard. And did I remember to
tell you that SNES sucks? Guess not. |
| Namek: *pokes SM128C
witha stick* ... Hrmmm... I think it's dead :| Nothing to see here, move along,
move along! |
| SolarGamer: Psssshhhhhh.
I bet this is a 23 year old college virgin who has nothing better to do than
bitch and complain to a Mario fan-site for kids. Ok buddy. We will update now
thanks to your brilliant motivation. Why don't you go play Dungeons and Dragons
or something. Jack-ass. |
| Tiger: Yes, we all know
HB is lazy with updates, but we updated the emailbag..sheesh. |
| Homer: We last had a
mail bag two weeks ago thanks for your information.
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Yoshiman wrote:
I have a few questions to ask you:
1. Who is the villain in "Mario Sunshine"?
2. Will Mario ever be a guestar in "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command"?
3. I made a new Super Mario T.V. Show for Nickelodeon & named it "Super Mario
RPG: The Series". How's that for the scoop?
4. Will Sonic be in the next "Mario Kart Game" for Gamecube?
5. I had alot of time making up new characters for my show; Pauline (Mario's
Wife), Mario, Jr., Wario, Jr., Luigi, Jr. & Waluigi II (Mario's Quat Sons),
Marittah (Mario's Daughter), Racs (Son of Scar the lion) and Wart (Bowser's
Ex-Chancellor), how's that for the scoop?
| BeckerManEX: 1) It
hasn't been stated yet who the villain is, but it is someone who looks like
Mario and has put the sludge all over the island (I'm guessing Wario, but that
may be out of the park). 2) Buzz is Disney, Mario is Nintendo, don't count on
it. 3) Excellent 4) It is possible 5) Seemily impossible it will ever make the
air.
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Hairball: I think I'll
be direct, and I will answer your questions.
1. Dunno
2. No
3. Don't give a rat's ass
4. It ain't called Sonic Kart, hoe
5. Don't give 3 rats' asses |
| Namek: 1. Super Baby
Eater Man ... 2. WTF, why would he guest star in that game ... 3. I'm sure it's
a dandy show :D ... 4. I dunno. I do not own a GCN and it pisses me off ... 5.
That doesn't sounds like you made up your own characters. Try harder next time
thx. |
| SolarGamer: GAY! GAY!
GAY! GAY! GAY! Oh my freaking lord in all my years answering the e-mail bag this
is by far the GAYEST thing I have ever read. Dude, I bet this guy's mother
babies him and as a result infested homosexual tendencies in him. Lets just
humor him for if it is one thing that the Columbine School Shooting has taught
us, it is that these anti-social freaks have violent tendencies and deserve all
the bullying that they recieve...that, and they're ugly.
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| Tiger: 1. Some
mysterious person that graffitti'd the whole place up. 2. Hopefully not. 3. Hrm,
I'd like that to see that. 4. Dear lord, I hope not. How low will Nintendo
stoop? 5. Hrm, interesting names. |
| Homer: 1. The Sun? 2.
Lets hope not 3. YOU have a cartoon? LOL 4. Eh, no comments
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Matt Koopa wrote:
SNK IS DEAD BECAUSE OF SM128C!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF MARIO AND SONIC!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF GAMECUBE!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF X-BOX!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF PS2!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF POKEMON!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE OF SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!!!
THERE DEAD BECAUSE NINTENDO WON'T PORT OR MESS UP WITH IT!!!
Matt Koopa discovers CAPS lock
| BeckerManEX: WTF are
you trying to say? SNK is dead because they failed with all of their hardware
after the Neo-Geo, and I'm sorry to say, never really had that many dynamic
games out of the arcade.
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| Hairball: Well, holding
down the SHIFT key for that long must have hurt your fingers. |
| Namek: SNK is coming
back you stupid hoe. Don't you read the news. There first title is KoF '03 or
something. |
| SolarGamer: Anyone who
is this passionate about video-games must have acne. Why don't you go squeeze
some pimples and stop e-mailing us with this bullsh**.
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| Tiger: Wrong grammar,
it should be "they're." Yes, SNK was the best. HB, it's all your fault! >:O |
| Homer: SNK was cool.
But i never knew Harrys site has sooo much attack power =P.
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Mr. Mario wrote:
Is Homer a homosexual???
| BeckerManEX: You will
just have to ask him yourself. |
| Hairball: Homer is
actually a short form for HOMERSEXUAL, so to answer your question, yes, most
likely. |
| Namek: Of course, he
likes it with bananas. |
| SolarGamer: As I am
sure that one of my co-workers did a gay joke about Homer being a 'homersexual'
I will spare you the lameness of repeating it. However I can assure you that
Homer is not a faggot, for he has a steady collection of girls screwing animals
and lots of fat chick porn on his computer.
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| Tiger: Possibly. |
| Homer: Yes, I am a
homosexual. *Cough* www.wwfdivas.com
*Cough*
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Grady wrote:
Hello. I couldn't help but notice the following
sentence posted under your
latest e-mailbag update:
"P.S. Stop sending so many gay e-mails please and thank you."
Huh??? I thought the e-mailbag thrived on the gay e-mails; that's all you
guys ever post... Who chooses which e-mails to post anyways?
| BeckerManEX: Yeah, you
are right, it is all we ever post.
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| Hairball: Grady ain't
as cool as Shady. |
| Namek: Noooo! None of
our emails are ghey. Maybe to the untrained eye they are ghey, but to an
experienced person like myself, the emailbags are very thought provoking and
very much bisexual. |
| SolarGamer: Listen
cum-rag...No matter what anyone sends us, it has the tendency to be interpreted
that it was written by someone who likes it up the ass. Believe it or not, the
e-mails we post are the less flamming gay and more the quasi-bisexual gay.
However Hairball sometimes lets a gay e-mail slip through occasionally. Just
look how he posted your e-mail for example :D. Hardy Har Har Har.
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| Tiger: HB "filters"
them. har har. |
| Homer: HB, he considers
all emails gay anyway.
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Bonnie wrote:
Hi, I want to buy the Mario games for my
computer. But I don't know where has sale the Mario game for computer. I has
other games for my gameboy advance. But I really wish I can buy it. Can you tell
me where to buy it? Thanks very much.
| BeckerManEX: Mario
games, except for a few educational products, can only be found on Nintendo
Systems.
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| Hairball: Due to
Nintendo's stubbornness, almost all Mario games will be exclusively on
Nintendo-made systems, such as the GameCube and GBA. But someone from Nintendo
has told me that the next BIG Mario game after Super Mario Sunshine will be
coming out on the PlayStation 3. |
| Namek: Buy them from
ebay.com |
| SolarGamer: Heh, I bet
this chick is easy. I mean... her name is Bonnie and I am sure most of our
readers have noticed the extremely poor use of the English language in her
question. The sad truth is that she is probably ugly and stupid, meaning her
ownly purpose in life is to pop out 5 or 6 children even stupider than her thus
further over populating our society already over-run with dumb-nuts. Believe it
or not, the uglier and stupider the girl, the more easy she truly is. Would I
f*** her? Sure if I was horny, drunk and she had a bag over her face.
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| Tiger: Look on eBay or
something, I'm sure some store sells those cheesy "Mario Teaches Typing" or
"Mario is Missing" type game. |
| Homer: Send me 50
bucks. I'll get you all the Mario games for computer.
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HIRE FOR BABE wrote:
im a very pissed off aussie who is anxiously
waiting for the next instalment of the super mario saga so hurry up and update
the site!
| BeckerManEX: We don't
want to piss off the aussies they may send a "hunter" after us. Crikey!
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| Hairball: Unlike that
gay company called Nintendo, we do not have "regional delays". |
| Namek: SMS sucks. Go
read something at TMK. |
| SolarGamer: If you are
reading this...then you should know that the Super Mario Saga was updated with
the e-mail bag. So what are you doing reading this? The Summer of Saga has
begun!
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| Tiger: Solar, hurry up! |
| Homer: Damn aussies,
they're so impatient and impotent.
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Andrea wrote:
HOW DO YOU DEFEAT WART!?!?!
| BeckerManEX: Visit your
local Pharmacy.
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| Hairball: Mmmm... this
seems like a SMB2 question, just get the veggies, and through them in his mouth,
he doesn't like to eat veggies a lot. Damn that bastard, he's gonna get a
stroke. Never mind me. |
| Namek: !!! Put some
anti-wart creame, like Bioxerdene, on it and it should be cleared up in a couple
of months. |
| SolarGamer: By using
wart remover. Ga hick! Ok so that was the gayest response I have ever made.
Fine...how's this. BLOW ME!
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| Tiger: Wart?! |
| Homer: WART? WTF IS
THAT
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Emmanuel wrote:
Hi! Why did you say that Luigi is in SUPER MARIO
64 in April 2000? Hairball 64 reported that Luigi is in SM64.
PS. If Luigi is not in the game how could you talk rubbish! If He is in the game
tell Me how to get him!!!
| BeckerManEX: Gee, it
was written in April..could it be something called APRIL FOOLS! Although it
didn't fool anyone.
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| Hairball: You sir, have
answered your own question. If Luigi wasn't in Super Mario 64, why would we have
reported it? It is indeed the truth, and it's fact, we have explained how to get
him, just go look around in the news, or search in the search engine, to find
the info. |
| Namek: April = Fools
... You = Stupid F*** |
| SolarGamer: He IS in
the game. Nintendo sued us for revealing their secret so Hairball and the rest
of the staff have been denying it since. However, since I am not one to play by
the rules I will confirm the age old rumor that there IS a Luigi in Super Mario
64. Before you do anything however you must erase all the game files and start
fresh in order for the secret to work. :)
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| Tiger: Because it was
in April. Think. |
| Homer: It a fuc*ing
trick you fool. Use your common sense.
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Marcia wrote:
how do I catch MIPS the rabbit?
| BeckerManEX: Just run
after him, and try to head him off, it is very easy once you try a few times.
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| Hairball: You stalk the
little homo in the basement for awhile, then do a front slide towards him. |
| Namek: Guns work nice
:) unless you want him alive, then you a can of mase or something. |
| SolarGamer: What the
f*** you talking about poindexter?
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| Tiger: MIPS.. |
| Homer: MIPS the
rabbit??
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Anne wrote:
Why is one of the Parts of Super Mario Saga a
bust of Batman Returns?
| BeckerManEX: This makes
little to no sense.
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| Hairball: My gut
instinct tells me that Solar was either a) masturbating or b) watching porn, or
perhaps most likely both. |
| Namek: [Insert witty
comment here] |
| SolarGamer: Nope...if
you are referring to what I think is Part 6 about the evil stork and the baby,
then you will have to wait and see. That whole part will be delved into deeper
towards the END of the Super Mario Saga and you will find it has nothing to do
with Batman Returns....Funny you are the second person to say that. Hmmmmm.
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| Tiger: What? Is this
part of Solar's evil handiwork? |
| Homer: Cause solar is a
big Batman fan.
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Mario Gamer wrote:
Hey Hairball!
I just made a far-out picture for your mugs you can use If you give me cerdit!
Let me know if you want to see it and if you want me to make more!
| BeckerManEX: null
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| Hairball: Goddamn, we
have enough logos right now, but hell, it's not like I wanna see pics of your
mom anyhow. |
| Namek: ... NOOOO ...
All my pictures got rejected cause Hairball is a stuck-up fag. He used all of
Tigers pictures, but I guess that's only because they are both getting married
next summer. |
| SolarGamer: NO. We have
enough logos as it is. Besides, PORNOGRAPHIC material is not appropriate for a
Mario web-site. For those reading I have seen Mario Gamer's logo and it consists
of a girl tied up with Yoshi using his long tong to, how shall I put this,
'pleasure her'. You make me sick Mario Gamer.
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| Tiger: Ask HB. |
| Homer: Before you send
it to HB, make it the picture is REAALYYYY big.
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Killer wrote:
Why do you people work with someone who insults
people no matter what they say? I'm referring to Solar Gamer, who seems to be
too out of it to even answer a question right. Doesn't his useless banter get a
little... childish and immature? Oh boy, here comes his "insult" right now. So,
so afraid...
| BeckerManEX: Actually
we don't "work" with each other, there are some people on the site that know
each other in real life, but for the most part we are separated by country lines
and boundaries. So all you Canadians, come get some! :)
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| Hairball: No no no, you
have it all wrong. The guys and girls at SM128C do not exactly "work with each
other", instead they are slaves to me, and they only report to me. |
| Namek: What am I doing?
Solar makes for a very very fine pet, so don't discourage his wild bantering or
i'll kill you killer >:D |
| SolarGamer: Hmmm...for
once I will NOT insult you, merely speak the truth. Keep in mind now that I am
neither judging nor criticizing; You are one of those people who are an easy
target to make fun of aren't you. You know...like that whole Gay and Lesbian
Alliance thing. They get so anal (no pun intended) about stupid jokes and yadda
yadda yadda, just making them even more of a fun target to pick on. Same goes to
those fat people complaining about the movie 'Shallow Hal'. If anyone has ever
noticed, it is the ugly poindexters who are anti-social or have other problems
in their life that are the ones who complain and/or 'bitch'. Besides I don't
think anyone on this site will even remotely take this e-mail of yours seriously
as Hairball and I have been friends for years and despite the fact that most
people find me funny, I am a nice guy and most people like me. And the ones who
don't are usually the ugly, hyper-sensitive party-poopers who I wouldn't even
acknowledge in the real world any way. Do you have any friends? I suggest
instead of focusing on writing complaint letters you go get drunk and have a
good time with some of your buds. Mmmmmkay. F***ing fat greasy prude ass
stinking faggot of a fag ;).
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| Tiger: Ooh Solar can
take it, HE'S A MAN! |
| Homer: Read the above
response
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JAMESTER wrote:
HAHAHA I LOVE THAT SHERLOCK quote, about the eggs
and ham breakfast, it is now my desktop background. Awesome Guys!!
| BeckerManEX: Glad you
liked it.
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| Hairball: So uhhh...
that is um, interesting. |
| Namek: Huh? |
| SolarGamer: What the
fark you talking about. You are smoking pot aren't you. Hook me up man ;)
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| Tiger: Okay, sure. |
| Homer: How come I'VE
never seen that
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Einstein wrote:
This site sucks.
| BeckerManEX: Way to go
Einstein.
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| Hairball: I like
burning stacks of paper that have E=mc2 on them, and also ones with
your face. |
| Namek: Of f***ing
course it does. What do you expect from us? Do we look like TMK to you? |
| SolarGamer: It does. It
truely, deeply, does. Hairball gives terrific head.
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| Tiger: Yes, we suck up
all the cool information onto SM128C! Oh yeah.. |
| Homer: Einstein is
cool. Don't make a fool out of him. |
This E-Mailbag's Answers,
Responses, and Insults by: BeckerManEX, Hairball, Namek, SolarGamer, Tiger, and
Homer.
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