Super Mario 128 Central

So what did everyone think about the stuff at E3? This e-mailbag features a guest responder, Bluestorm6.

Hey, Great site you guys! (... Heh... that oughta get me into the Mailbag..... >:)

I have a question you might be able to answer. I cannot find the following items in Paper Mario: Apple, Strange Leaf, Ultra Shroom, and Melon.

Also, I cannot figure out the recipie for a LIFE SHROOM... IGN.com's cheats/hints tell you that it should be a Koopa LEaf and Mushroom, but that makes a VOLT SHROOM, not a LIFE SHROOM....

Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time!

BeckerMan2K1: I haven't had a chance to play Paper Mario yet, other than renting it, so I can't help.

Hairball: Keep looking around, and you'll find them. And besides, you don't even have to find everything in Paper Mario.

TWgamer: Well, it did get you into the E-Mailbag, but I can't answer the rest as i've never played Paper Matio

FireKraken: Having never played any N64 game since Perfect Dark, your guess is as good as mine.

Tiger: Considering I do not know which game this is refering to, I cannot help you. Sorry.

Bluestorm6: Yes it got you into the e-mailbag. You have also learned one of the most important of life's little lessons: IGN.com sux0r.

well...if u guys have played marioparty3, is the best 1 yet? or 2nd and so on...thx

BeckerMan2K1: I have only played the game running on a kiosk at Wal-Mart, but I wasn't really a fan of the series to begin with.

Hairball: In my opinion, I think Mario Party 2 has the best mix of games, I think that's the best one.

TWgamer: I haven't played any of the Mario Party games, unfortunatly

FireKraken: Mario Party....*shudders*

Tiger: I have not played Mario party 3. But I am sure it is great, the others were really fun.

Bluestorm6: First: MarioParty1, then so on... the sequels for everything always suck.

First, I want to say, YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY! But secondly, when some one does ask you a good question, you should answer it. Often, someone asks you a honest question and you just make fun of them, which is quite funny..............a what the hell, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

BeckerMan2K1: Are you giving us permission to make fun of you?

Hairball: Yes, it is very funny.

TWgamer: Thanks! We do consider ourselves quite humourous.

FireKraken: Yeah!

Tiger: That IS kinda sad for picking on the honest folk, but that is got to be sad trying to be honest folk with these idiot folk..

Bluestorm6: Im basically new to this, so I guess this doesn't apply to me.

I just bought Super Mario Advance. On the first level 1-1, I have been to all the places, picked up all the hearts abd"shield", everything - how do I go to the next level ?

BeckerMan2K1: Beat Birdo at the end of the level after you climb up the vines.

Hairball: Since Super Mario Advance is just a remake of SMB2, just go up into the sky, and you'll find Birdo, and you have to defeat her.

TWgamer: Dang, gotta wait till June 22 for that game, can't help, sorry.

FireKraken: Find the end of your current level.

Tiger: Er..you should be able to find your self at a level where you see Birdo, and you have to throw her eggs she spits out at you at her 3 times, to open the gate to procede.

Bluestorm6: ... I sure as hell wish I had a GBA right now.

Does everyone here know that "wrote wrote wrote wrote" Is constantly sending in email bag questions to SM128c!!! I guess these annoying guys here(girls) NEVER WANT TO BE NICE!!! They are so mean!!! POKEMON SUCK!!! Has anyone been to the message board lately? There's someone who posts about every 2 seconds. O yea, whats up WITH 3000 POSTS!!! Are these guys crazy??? What the heck? Is there such thing as messageboardaholic?? Well, there must be about 30 of them on this site!!! Should I shut up now?(no thanks) How the heck did Namek get his strange name? I mean, "Namek" i dont get it!!!!! POST THIS OR I RIP OPEN MY COMPUTER AND EAT THE MODEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! =(

BeckerMan2K1: WTF!

Hairball: A PC is low in fat and high in fibre, great for those on low diets. Very nutritious and delicious.

TWgamer: I believe the person you're searching for is Cjrs3509 or Ying Hu, go spam them. Namek is a planet in the greatest anime ever, Dragonball Z

FireKraken: Hairball, you dumbass, I think he would've been better off eating his damn modem.

Tiger: I deem you to be equally annoying. Ha.

Bluestorm6: There's a place for people like you, I just haven't figured out where it is.

Who does the top images for the site?They're really good and I would like to know how you make them.I especially like the one with Mario and the umbrella!

BeckerMan2K1: Everyone loves umbrellas.

Hairball: Namek created the original design, and I made mods to it.

TWgamer: I think HB and Namek do those images.

FireKraken: Yes. Everybody likes pictures.

Tiger: Namek creates them with photoshop. Those are really cool huh? I agree.

Bluestorm6: Hairball revamped it, and I must agree. The colour scheme is sweet.

I noticed in your last mailbag that Tiger was going to E3. How the hell do you get into E3? BTW, you have updated 3 times in a row. Pat yourselves on the back.

BeckerMan2K1: I was going to E3, but I had conflicting plans with school so I couldn't go. I had my passes and everything.

Hairball: We shall let Tiger answer that question.

TWgamer: SM128C is a professional media company, and we were respected enough to be allowed in coughcoughcough (yeah right)

FireKraken: *pats 'yourselves' on the back*....wow...that was REALLY lame. I'm sorry.

Tiger: Yes, I went to e3, and it was my second year. Getting into e3? It's a secret. >:)

Bluestorm6: Lol... 3 times made Hairball's head nearly explode.

BeckerMan2K1: We don't. We hire illegal immigrants from Mexico to answer most of the questions for us.

Hairball: We don't do it, you readers do.

TWgamer: I just type looking at this crappy Fixedys font in Notepad.

FireKraken: I honestly try not to think too much. I find it hurts less that way.

Tiger: Bit by bit, slowly. Actually, then we screw it and just finish it quickly.

Bluestorm6: 1 word: Healthcare.

BeckerMan2K1: Hahha, you are funny.

Hairball: Hmmm...what does Satan have up his hands this time...

TWgamer: Whoop-te-doo.

FireKraken: Shucks.

Tiger: Oops, my bad.

Bluestorm6: I question Hairball's intelligence when he posts sh*t like this.

What do you guys/girls think of Mario Party 3, if you even have it? I think it is the best one of the 3 but it needs to go faster!!! Thanks for letting me waste your time!!!

BeckerMan2K1: Again, I have no answer.

Hairball: A smart blonde? Very funny...

TWgamer: I haven't played any of the Mario Party Games, let alone 3, which IS NOT even out where I am.

FireKraken: Mario Party....*shudders* (Whoa, deva ju!)

Tiger: I do not own Mario Party 3, but it looks cool. It has a TON of mini games, so that will pass time with your friends.

Bluestorm6: Wasting my time is right! Next question please!

BeckerMan2K1: Hahha, that was funny twelve years ago.

Hairball: Ummm...that joke is like so old now.

TWgamer: HAHAHAHA! stop copying off of bart simpson.

FireKraken: You should eat your modem as well.

Tiger: Huh? That is weird.

Bluestorm6: Refer to my answer to 666's e-mail.

Hi there

I bought my 6-year old son a game cartridge which is titled "SUPER MARIO 14" - also somewhere on the game I saw the label "Wario 1993".

The main character is a stick-yielding fella who needs to rescue a damsel in distress ... he manages most of the stages but gets to a super baddie with fireballs who seems to "suck out" all his power and won't get zapped - any ideas how to get to the next stage, or perhaps you have some kind of instruction manual??

BeckerMan2K1: Hahah, that was almost funny.

Hairball: Haha, that game is a hacked version of some game, so you probably got a pirate GB game of some sort.

TWgamer: Let me guess.. you either got this off the back of a lorry? no? Then in a sleazy market? no? From a gangster with tons of jacket pockets showing off his merchandise?? no?? Well, how?

FireKraken: I have an idea. Stop getting counterfeit Nintendo games.

Tiger: Hm..this is odd. The name sounds like Super Mario 64, and then the gameplay sounds like kirby. I dunno. I am confused. ::scratches head::

Bluestorm6: This is amazing! I have that exact same game! What you have to do is shine it up real nice, turn it sideways... and shove it up your @$$.

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy Easter! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Be JollY! JOLLY JOLLY JOLLY!!!!!

BeckerMan2K1: F*ck Off.

Hairball: ...

TWgamer: Go visit Jolly's In Jolly Roger Lagoon and he'll give you the Jolliest time of your life.

FireKraken: Hmm...

Tiger: Nice greetings, but wrong time.

Bluestorm6: I love the play on words for your username Santa Claws. Extremely funny.

I am in the middle of creating a website and I wanted to know, am I allowed to use the pictures on this website for my own?

BeckerMan2K1: They are public use, so yes, besides most of them came from OTHER sites.

Hairball: Yes, go ahead and use the pictures. If you feel guilty, then link us as you please.

TWgamer: It depends, we don't actually own the images, so yes.. but HB may get pissed, so no.

FireKraken: Well, IGN did it without our permission....

Tiger: Sure. Just ask HB for permission to use the images he copied off other peoples places (well actually, 90% of the images are lifted from other sites. I think he does have some original creations, no matter how absurd that may sound).

Bluestorm6: yes and no.

BeckerMan2K1: ?

Hairball: Mario always kicks Bowser's ass, what else is new?

TWgamer: No, you like to suck Bowser's @$$. :D ;)

FireKraken: That whole 'at dollar dollar' thing was quite clever to say.

Tiger: Hi Mr. Mario.

Bluestorm6: And I'll take this time to plug one of the most un-updated sites that is always down: gamingcomplex.com

so yoshi is playable in paper mario. when are you going to get a NEW update. it's almost been two months! i mean come one people!

BeckerMan2K1: He dies instantly.

Hairball: Looks like someone got tricked by the April Fools joke...

TWgamer: IT WAS AN APRIL fools' joke!! Dagnabbit! Golsarnit!

FireKraken: Come one people. How oxymoronic. People is plural, and come isn't usually followed by a number. (unless it's to...hmm, or even for....dang that didnt work at all...)

Tiger: You need to look at the site more carefully, we have been updating lately.

Bluestorm6: That was an april fools joke I believe. Fool.

I want to know for sure that Luigi is really in Super Mario 64,cuz that luigi looks like it was from Super Smash Bros.! please e-mail me if you can really get Luigi

BeckerMan2K1: I can't believe that after five years after this games release, we are still getting these emails.

Hairball: Looks like someone got tricked by LAST YEAR's April Fools joke...

TWgamer: That's because it was, and copied onto a Mario pic. SATISFIED??

FireKraken: *sigh*

Tiger: No. He is only in SSB.

Bluestorm6: Good eye. That really is the luigi from SSB. Hairball just pasted it on for a joke.

This E-Mailbag's Answers, Responses, and Insults by: BeckerMan2K1, Hairball, Sabre, TWgamer, Tiger and Velvet Dark 007.

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