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Here's the first-ever of our
"speciality" e-mailbags. This one is going to have the most
disses, jokes, and so much more! We hope you enjoy it! We also have
BlackMage into the e-mailbag too!
Note: If you don't want to
end up in an e-mailbag like this, don't send lame mail.
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E-Mailbag for
May 20, 2000 - "Stupid" Edition
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Mario Agent #550 wrote:
I've got a problem with this site.You need to
have more real "codes" in the "ceats and codes"section.
There are more special hints and game glitches than there are codes.I'd
appreciate it if you could add more codes to this site.
| BeckerManEX: I
have a problem with you. First you haven't the concept of a spell checker, and
secondly you want to cheat your way through games. These are the kinda people
that make me love companies who don't put codes in their games. |
| Hairball: Well,
what the hell are real "codes" supposed to be? And a lot of
other sites already have this stuff, check out TMK
or SMBHQ. |
| Tiger: I'd
appreciate it if you actually had some real question than a comment. |
| BlackMage: codes?
what? you think we'd play around with a game attempting to exploit while we can
compleate it with out any cheats? |
| TWGamer: Well,
Super Mario 64 has hardly any push-button codes and if you don't have a
gameshark there isn't any codes to post. |
Matte wrote:
I heardtaht luigi is in mario 64 I have a site
but its in Swedis Maybe i can translate it later
| BeckerManEX: ialsoheardthatluigiisnotinmario64 |
| Hairball: Ummmm...no
he isn't. And I believe no one here is Swedish, or at least knows Swedish. |
| Tiger: When you
think you have found a stupid person, it just gets worse, doesn't it? |
| BlackMage: yeah,
you can get him after you beat up the Kirby that's to the left of the castle
under the waterfall |
| TWGamer: 1.
Luigi isn't in Super Mario 64; 2. Learn to spell. |
Luigim64 wrote:
where do you guys live?
| BeckerManEX: What
does that have to do with Mario? Well I live in the beautiful desert that is
Arizona (Mesa, Arizona to be exact), Harry lives in the backwards nation of
Canada (yeah the one with all the hippies, and I have no clue where everyone
else lives. |
| Hairball: I
live down in hell, I am the devil leader. |
| Tiger: On Planet
Earth. 'Nuff said. |
| BlackMage: I
live in a box |
| TWGamer: UK |
KARINA wrote:
FHHJGHKHKLUILJ
| BeckerManEX: You
have excellent use of the home row, next week the QWERTY keys....oooooo!!!! |
| Hairball: LKFSAJFIEOWAFJDSKFADJSALFUEWIATEHFAKLDNFSK! |
| Tiger: FHHJGHKHKLUILJ
BACK TO YOU! |
| BlackMage: YEAH!
SAJKLASDKLASD!!!!! |
| TWGamer: char
char charmander-char mander-char char |
Faming3000 wrote:
this is no question I am from "Mario
Online" and Mario tenis 64 is not the first one, the VB had the first Mario
tenis game. I have not posted it on my site yet because I don't like my server
anymore so I am waiting for a new one before I do it. http://sm64o.cjb.net
| BeckerManEX: Nice
Question? Yes Mario Tennis was the pack-in game from Virtual Boy, I have it
lying around here somewhere, but Mario Tennis 64 will be in real 3D, and will be
on the 64. |
| Hairball: And
you and your site don't make much sense at all. |
| Tiger: Great
sherlock, all you need now is grammar as well as spelling lessons. |
| BlackMage: hmmm,
Hairball didn't know that? AHAHAHAHAHAAHA EVEN I KNOW THAT!!! |
| TWGamer: No,
you are wrong because Mario was the referee in the much earlier NES Tennis game
so there. (ha) |
Antonio wrote:
If you need information about Peru, country of
south america, visit this page: http://members.tripod.com/inca_land
| BeckerManEX: Thanks,
I think. |
| Hairball: No
thanks, I don't really know much or care about Peru, but I'm sure our buddy
Black_Mage wants to know. |
| Tiger: I'm sure
we'll use this information on a Mario Site, that has nothing to do with Peru.
Thanks for your help. |
| BlackMage: Sorry
sir, i cannot see myself caring about information on Peru, maybe if I could get
Hairball deported there... |
| TWGamer: 1. I
don't want to know about Peru; 2. SPAM! |
Max wrote:
I'm trying to make a clone of Mario for PC (yes I
know Ultra Hle but .. :)
and I find it difficult to make 3d models that look like mario's one, has anyone
ever send to you a 3d file of Mario ( .3ds or .max....) ? If so, I would be glad
to find it on your site.
| BeckerManEX: I
have yet to fool around with 3D Max, but I'm sure if you look around you can
find it. |
| Hairball: Nope,
and making 3D games is very very hard. |
| Tiger: If you know
how to work 3d software, you would think that the person could also sculpt with
2d pictures as well. |
| BlackMage: hmmm,
3ds file? is this a school project or somthing? do you belive that we'd give you
a 3d mario so you can hand it in for autocad? |
| TWGamer: Don't
know, buddy. |
Alberto Armentero wrote:
hi nintendo i got an ideal of you guys making a
new game called the,the adventure of mario and link/(from zelda)two hero two
evil
| BeckerManEX: We
are not Nintendo (even though we wish we were), a cross over game would be cool,
but Mario lives in The Mushroom Kingdom, and Link lives in Hyrule. Unless they
have some wierd device that I won't go into, it won't happen. |
| Hairball: Good
good, we're not Nintendo, and I doubt there will be any games with Mario and
Link teamed up. |
| Tiger: God,
somebody shoot him now. |
| BlackMage: i
didn't know we were nintendo... |
| TWGamer: 1.
SM64c is not Nintendo; 2. Go to http://www.nintendo.com
and babble there. |
John Vilk wrote:
Maybe you should put Mario game MIDIs on your
site.
I have them on my site. I'll give some to you for
your page if you link to my page. I'll also link to
your page. What do you say? My page is at
http://home.att.net/~pokemanac3210/
I'm dieing to get some people at my site.
Thanks for listning.
Pokemaniac 3210
| BeckerManEX: See
that Downloads Section...thought so |
| Hairball: Sigh,
if you look closely, you'll notice that there are MIDI's in the Downloads
section. |
| Tiger: You are
dying? Damn, we better take you do the hospital now. |
| BlackMage: actually
we have mario midis, they're in the Downloads section :) |
| TWGamer: SM64c
already has Mario MIDIs on the site. SPAMer. |
Amir wrote:
el juego es buenisimo
| BeckerManEX: Gracias
por favor. |
| Hairball: Vaya
al infierno! |
| Tiger: The Game is
Good. Okkkayyy...Tu mama es buen en tu cama? I dunno. |
| BlackMage: cool,
i wish i knew what you said! |
| TWGamer: I
don't know Spanish. |
alex wrote:
sick my pyse
| BeckerManEX: Uh...any
answer I have here is not appropriate for this website, We are Rated
"E", because Harry is a Pans-E. |
| Hairball: No
I don't want to suck your "pyse", that place belongs to your mother. |
| Tiger: pick him
coka |
| BlackMage: no
thanks, i think Hairball might be up for that *THWAP* hey! i was joking! |
| TWGamer: um. |
DAVID MOUSES BRANDT wrote:
CAN YOU LET ME MAKE A NES GAME OF PAPER AND SEND
IT TO YOU MY PHONE NUMBER IS 683-3085
| BeckerManEX: No,
sorry. |
| Hairball: Paper
NES game, wow, what fun. Some people are just retards you know. |
| Tiger: ::sigh:: |
| BlackMage: sure!
i'll do it now! * BlackMage sends a mail bomb |
| TWGamer: erm
You must be mad to put your Phone Number on the Internet. By the way, SM64C IS
NOT NINTENDO! , go to http://www.nintendo.com
and dish out your babble there! |
Kyle wrote:
SM64 What are Birdy Points, and how do I get
them.
| BeckerManEX: If
you are talking about Golf, the are when you finish a hole at one under par for
that hole. |
| Hairball: Birdies
have "points", either you, or I must be screwed. |
| Tiger: You just
capture a bird and you got one! A point of a bird! |
| BlackMage: they
are little points that you can use to turn pens into weapons, Toys R Us has them
in the back, they used to sell them but kids started blowing up schools... |
| TWGamer: Something
to do with Mario Golf.. I can't remember at the moment, I hope someone else can
answer it |
Butthole wrote:
You stink
| BeckerManEX: We
have been trying to get Harry to shower for days now, but he still sits there. |
| Hairball: And
you smell like dog crap. |
| Tiger: Hey hey, you
dont smell all that great either. |
| BlackMage: no,
that's just you. |
| TWGamer: You
are a homosexual |
PIKACHU wrote:
YOU SUCK, MARIO!!!
| BeckerManEX: According
to a scientific study (a la Super Smash Brothers) Pikachu got his poke-ass beat. |
| Hairball: What
is Mario sucking? |
| Tiger: YOU INHALE,
PIKACHU!!! |
| BlackMage: if
you want to see pictures of mario doing that goto the hentai section of the site
*THWAP* ow! stop hitting me Hairball! |
| TWGamer: Nice
Try |
Zeo12 wrote:
Its page is pretty damn good!
| BeckerManEX: Thank
you I take pride in my work. |
| Hairball: Yeah,
thanks very much. |
| Tiger: Who is
"it" exactly now...? |
| BlackMage: i
know ;) |
| TWGamer: Thanks
for the compliments, But I'm sure Hairball 64 will accept them better. |
Derek Hawkins wrote:
I've tped to you guys before and I have come to
say the Luigi code dosen't work.But is this true,is thier 127 stars? I know you
think that I am falling for another trick but I just want to know.
| BeckerManEX: ... |
| Hairball: The
extra 7 stars come from you when you are spinning around after getting beat up. |
| Tiger: Moron. |
| BlackMage: there's
only 120 stars, but the game will work if you hack it to 127 but it would make
no differece :) |
| TWGamer: It
doesn't work because it was an APRIL FOOL'S JOKE! |
Caryn Wicke wrote:
I was looking through your emailbag and have
found many people ask how to get Luigi on SuperMario64. Well, I've got news for
you. I have a code of how to get Luigi. If you want, when someone asks, tell
them to email me. You can ask me for the code, too.
| BeckerManEX: REALLY!?!!
Because the fact that LUIGI IS NOT IN MARIO 64 COULD PLAY A FACTOR IN YOUR CODE
NOT WORKING DUMB-ASS. |
| Hairball: You
know, I couldn't care less. |
| Tiger: Silly
person, you forgot your e-mail address! |
| BlackMage: sure,
gimme gimme my email addy is blackmage@sm64c.com |
| TWGamer: LUIGI
IS NOT IN SUPER MARIO 64. got it? good. |
Mario BRO#3 wrote:
shease id appreciate it if you people didnt
respond like that but i got Luigi in mario 64 so popo to you!
| BeckerManEX: See
above. |
| Hairball: "Popo"
for me, "Popo" for you, "Popo" for all, you have one too... |
| Tiger: You
certainly attract morons, HB. |
| BlackMage: cool
how'd ya do that? |
| TWGamer: See
Above, sucker. |
Chris wrote:
Hey Harry are you going to suck Yoshi's shlong?
| BeckerManEX: Hahahha,
I like this guy...very funny...hehehhe |
| Hairball: No,
that isn't very pleasant. |
| Tiger: No, he's
gonna give him a BJ. Geeze. |
| BlackMage: yes
he is. |
| TWGamer: Seek
mental help, unless Harry is really going to suck Yoshi's 'shlong'..... |
Alfred Lam wrote:
questionGlaynin
\
hi
| BeckerManEX: Take
the l out of that name you are surely a GAY NINNY. |
| Hairball: ...Bye! |
| Tiger: * hello |
| BlackMage: HEY!!!!
how's it going? |
| TWGamer: hi |
Tomu wrote:
mario is a naked man!!!!whats he a doing?!! hes
all drunk!!! silly man.
| BeckerManEX: You
watching Mario do things naked is even more disturbing than him actually BEING
naked. |
| Hairball: You
must be drunk, fantasizing Mario naked. |
| Tiger: Yes, Mario
is Naked and Drunk. ::rolls eyes:: |
| BlackMage: no,
that's not mario, that's Santa Claus |
| TWGamer: (snore....zzzz)
(wakes up) Hmm.. so you want a nude Mario game with alcohol... keep dreamin',
fella. |
Bill Clinton wrote:
how3 od you get a star>?;oj
| BeckerManEX: Hehe
OJ is writing us, cool, lets not say anything mean because he can get away with
Murder...opps sorry for the pun...uh oh.............. |
| Hairball: Go
outer space, and fly for a couple million years, and you will get to a star. |
| Tiger: I took one. |
| BlackMage: i
beat up Hairball and took one |
| TWGamer: After
you've learned to spell, put the Super Mario 64 Cart into your N64. Then
complete one of the courses and you have a star. (duh) |
Steven Hamilton the 4 wrote:
if youbknow a girl name d Jessica Tanis pelase
email me because she used ot be my girlf`1rien8d and she dunped me last weeek
and i don't know whwerre she went. thank yuo so muahc
| BeckerManEX: If
I could sp85ell wo4rds with num38bers, wou448ld she go out with me? |
| Hairball: Sending
e-mails like these to sites goes to show how extremely lame you are, and that's
probably why your girlfriend dumped you. |
| Tiger: We are not
LoveLine. Ask another question. |
| BlackMage: well,
we dont know but if you learned better spelling you could do a search for her |
| TWGamer: 1.
This is not a 'friend-finder' site; 2. Learn to spell; 3. I don't give a sh**
about your girlfriend |
Derek Ratliff wrote:
dEAR MR HAIRYBALL:
mY FRIEND nATHAN SAID THAT MARIO WILL HAVE A PET POKEMON NAMED GEORGE IN SUPER
MARIO 2. WHAT KIND OF pOKEMON WILL GEORGE BE? tHIS MAKES NO SENCE!!
| BeckerManEX: George
will be a hybrind between a pikachu and a dog. It shocks your ass then humps
your leg till it feels like pissing all over the other one. |
| Hairball: A
"Yoshi" Pokemon? You never know. |
| Tiger: Caps, caps. |
| BlackMage: Actually
you're "friend" Nathan is currently at home laughing his ass off cause
he knows that you've been fooled |
| TWGamer: 1.
Learn to spell; 2. unstick your Caps Lock key; 3. 'Super Mario 2' came out in
1988; 4. Pokemon has nothing to do with Mario; 5. Don't post crap here |
Fake wrote:
yoshi yoooshi?
| BeckerManEX: noshi
noooshi |
| Hairball: YOO-SHHHHHI! |
| Tiger: mario
maaario? |
| BlackMage: YOSHI????
WHERE ARE YOU????? NOOOO!!!!!!! |
| TWGamer: pika
pikachu chu-pika pikachuchu chupikachu-pika |
f*ck wrote:
fuk f*ckie?
| BeckerManEX: FUQ |
| Hairball: I
do not believe that is a question. |
| Tiger: You guys are
total morons. |
| BlackMage: wow,
that question was so intelligent that only Namek could write such a question of
such mastery |
| TWGamer: go
f**k yourself |
douo wrote:
guys DONT YOU know luigi likes peach mario just
rescue her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| BeckerManEX: I
think we were missing a noun in that question. |
| Hairball: Probably
Mario and Luigi both like Peach, and they probably do it together....ewwww,
better not say anymore now. |
| Tiger: Ack, the !
is hurting me. |
| BlackMage: actually
he doesn't he actually likes the Princess' sister, Christine |
| TWGamer: Yes,
Luigi likes peach and Mario rescues her a lot. err...... |
Game Master 64 wrote:
Why do so many people hate me?
[5/1/00 10:51:45 PM] System Area Change - Temp Directories - Rescanning
[5/1/00 10:52:05 PM] Scan Complete.
[5/1/00 10:54:07 PM] Incoming hack attempt from IP Address: 63.11.69.35
[5/1/00 10:54:07 PM] Hacker is attempting to gain access using the Netbus
trojan.
[5/1/00 10:54:07 PM] Hacker's connection was terminated by GM64.
[5/1/00 10:54:07 PM] Log auto-saved to: 05012000.LOG
[5/1/00 10:54:07 PM] Attempting trace route... Please stand by...
[5/1/00 10:54:08 PM] Attempting to trace hacker's connection... Please stand
by...
[5/1/00 10:54:08 PM] 5/1/00 10:54:08 PM-[From 63.11.69.35]-
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] => 38-default-gw.psi.net
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] => 38.1.10.45
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] => 1Cust35.tnt4.everett.wa.da.uu.net
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[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] Incoming hack attempt from IP Address: 63.11.69.35
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] Hacker is attempting to gain access using the Netbus
trojan.
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] Hacker's connection was terminated by GM64.
[5/1/00 10:54:26 PM] Log auto-saved to: 05012000.LOG
| BeckerManEX: Did
I miss something? |
| Hairball: Maybe
because you are stupid and you piss a lot of people off. |
| Tiger: Why does
life suck so much? |
| BlackMage: cause
you look at animal porn |
| TWGamer: (Nelson
Muntz voice) HA HA! |
Wayne C wrote:
Quite some time has passed since you started and
stopped the Super Mario Saga. Why? It was so funny and mysterious, it was like a
great comic book. Please keep your promise and make it go up to 100 parts. You
won't be sorry.
Also, make more "Where's Mario" screenshots. They made me feel good
when I could easily tell where they were. C'mon, make them harder!
E-mail me regularly at Mariogod@ignmail.com.
I know, as my name suggests, almost everything about Mario, so ask away!
| BeckerManEX: Uh.. |
| Hairball: Yeah,
I think the Super Mario Saga should be back, it's really cool, and I hope Solar
changes his mind about it. It's one of the coolest sections on SM64C. |
| Tiger: Word of the
day, children: Moron. Now let's repeat, Moron. That is M-O-R-O-N. |
| BlackMage: I
uhhh got Solargamer in trouble at school so he's grounded so no internet access
for a bit, SORRY! |
| TWGamer: Yeah
I thought the Saga was good, and I agree HB needs to do some more Where is
Mario, so watch this space... |
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Answers, Responses, and Insults by: BeckerManEX,
Hairball, BlackMage, Tiger, and TWGamer.
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